Playboy's Party Jokes

May, 1958

A profound philosophy of life is reflected in the reply of a no-longer-wealthy roué who, when asked what he had done with all his money, said: "Part of it went for liquor and fast automobiles, and part of it went for women. The rest I spent foolishly."The hotel reservations clerk opened the telegram and read: "Do you have any Accommodations where I can put up with my Wife?"We're going to have a wonderful time tonight, dearest," said the young man to his date as he greete...