Playboy's Party Jokes
June, 1958
The announcements of the professor's new book on astrophysics and his wife's new baby appeared almost simultaneously in the newspaper. Upon being congratulated on "this proud event in the family," the professor naturally thought of the achievement that had cost him the greater effort."Thank you," he replied modestly, "but I couldn't have done it without the help of two graduate students."I was a 97-pound weakling," the man said to his drinking companion, "...
