Ribald Classic: A Sense Of Proportion

May, 1960

Once Long Ago, a certain vizier was given three wishes by a genie. Excited beyond measure at his good fortune, he hurried home to inform his wife and to enlist her help in formulating the wishes. "You are always wanting things," he told her. "Now help me to decide what we ought to wish for."This vizier's wife was a young and lusty woman in her prime and she best knew what her husband needed, for to her way of thinking he lacked somewhat in the proportions a man should possess...