Playboy's Party Jokes

August, 1960

We've just learned a secret method for returning from Las Vegas with a small fortune: go with a large fortune.The haze and warmth of the summer evening added to the atmosphere of passion on the small lake, deserted except for a canoe drifting lazily on its surface. In it, clasped in close embrace, lay George and Marilyn, gazing into each other's eyes and murmuring the special phrases of lovers.With a delicious silken rustle that set the canoe to gently rocking, she pressed herself still closer t...

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