Playboy's Party Jokes
February, 1961
After the professional golfer made a five-footer on the practice green, his wife sued for divorce.Whoever it was who first called women the fair sex didn't know much about justice.Our Unabashed Dictionary defines:Bachelor as a man who thinks seriously about marriage.Continence as mind over what matters.Falsies as hidden persuaders.Happy married couple as a husband out with another man's wife.Maiden aunt as a girl who never had sense enough to say uncle.Proposal as a proposition that lost its ner...
