Playboy's Party Jokes

August, 1961

We've heard of a new low in community standing: a man whose credit rating is so bad his money isn't accepted.Some girls are music lovers. Others can love without it.Our Unabashed Dictionary defines drive-in movie as wall-to-wall car-petting.As they ran for their respective trains, Ralph called to his fellow-commuter, Paul:"How about a game of golf tomorrow?""Sorry," Paul called back, "but it's the kids' day off, and I've got to take care of the maid."If exercise eli...