Playboy's Party Jokes

September, 1961

Women are to blame for most of the lying men do. They insist on asking questions.The party was a smoothly swinging scene, with all the lights turned low, and Clark espied a female form alone in a corner. He crept up behind her, and before she became aware of his presence, he'd clasped her in a passionate embrace and kissed her soundly."How dare you!" she shrieked indignantly, pulling away."Pardon me," Clark bluffed smoothly, "I thought you were my sister.""You...