The Playboy Advisor

October, 1961

I'm a one-time loser who took too many years to discover my mistake. Now that the marital knot's been untied I find that I cannot bring myself to go through the whole boring rigmarole of calling girls on the phone, making small talk on dates, exchanging inane pleasantries, and all the other sticky frosting that's required on the pre-boudoir cake. It just seems too childish to me now. Am I asking the impossible by inquiring if there is any other way to establish a rapport than through the usual t...