Ribald Classic: The Husband Confessor
January, 1962
During the reign of Francis I, a nobleman by the name of Artus went off to do battle in the Italian wars, leaving behind him his young and beauteous wife. He comported himself so magnificently in combat that he was knighted on the field and later returned proudly and with due pomp to his village. Arriving home, Milord Artus found his wife, unaware of his return, dancing about with a group of young fops and frisking from fellow to fellow -- in short, leading the joyous life. Milord Artus did not...