Ribald Classic: No Lips But Mine
March, 1962
A Certain Old Merchant married a young woman and exacted one promise from her on their wedding day: "No lips but mine must ever touch thine," he said. "Promise me this and you will have all the wealth your heart desires."The young wife made the promise and, because she was the very soul of integrity, she knew that she could never break it. Months passed, and her husband, being somewhat feeble, seldom asked anything of her in the way of love save the touch of his lips to hers....
