Ribald Classic: For The Long Cold Winter
June, 1962
An oldish farmer married a beautiful wife much too young for him. He discharged both his farmhands -- one because he was too young and virile, the other because he was too old and experienced. A week later he was frantic. The corn was ready to harvest and there was no one to do it but himself and his wife."What can I do?" he asked his wile. "I'm afraid to hire a farmhand, lest he do something bad to you. And yet the work is too heavy for you and me.""Hire the miller's so...
