Playboy's Party Jokes

July, 1962

Latest rags-to-riches story — Texas style — concerns a young man from Dallas who inherited five million dollars, and proceeded to run it into a small fortune.Our Unabashed Dictionary defines ecstasy as something that happens between the Scotch and soda and the bacon and eggs.Daughter," said the suspicious father, "that young man who's been walking you through the park strikes me as being exceedingly unpolished.""Well," she answered coyly, "he is a little rough aroun...

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