Playboy's Party Jokes

November, 1962

We've just heard that the Italian government is installing a clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Reason? What good is it if you have the inclination, but don't have the time?Some of the best bedtime stories can be found in motel registers.The courtroom was pregnant with anxious silence as the judge solemnly considered his verdict in the paternity suit before him. Suddenly, he reached into the folds of his robes, drew out a cigar and ceremoniously handed it to the defendant."Congratulations!...