Playboy's Party Jokes

January, 1963

The convertible glided silently to a stop on a lonely country road."Out of gas," he said, with a sly smile."Yes, I thought you might be," said his date, as she opened her purse and pulled out a small hip flask."Say, you are a swinger," he said. "What do you have in there -- Scotch or bourbon?""Gasoline," she replied.We know a nearsighted girl who can't tell her friends until they're right on top of her.My wife is always asking for money," co...