Little Annie Fanny
February, 1965
Oh, Jamie! He made me give him my clothes and took my place while you weren't watching.We will motor to the cove, James Bomb, Agent 0007, Area code 212, where I will dispose of you delicately. The least suspicious move, and rooty-toot-toot! Now ... Hands up!Psst! Annie ... listen!As we raise our hands, you will drop that tarpaulin, thus distracting his attention. That should give me precisely two and one-half seconds ... enough time to nudge the mushroom anchor over the side, yanking the towline...