Playboy After Hours

July, 1965

An ad for a Time-Life book, The Birds, reminded us of the odd but highly imaginative collective nouns still applied to certain avian groups—a sord of mallards, a covert of coots, a murmuration of starlings, an exaltation of larks. We then considered the unlimited number of human types crying for collective appellations heretofore denied them and hastened to set matters aright. The following is but a scrabble of words that came quickly to mind:a flight of fairiesa pant of lechersa welt of sadists...