Ribald Classic: The Sheet Of Love
August, 1965
Ages past in Araby there dwelt a merchant who took to wife a lady so fair that his next-door neighbor, a painter, loved her beyond the bounds of neighborliness.It came to pass that on a certain night, her husband being absent, they frolicked in the garden, and the lady said: "Devise, I pray, some sign or signal by which I may acquaint myself of your coming into this garden. This done, I could haste to meet you without your calling, which is dangerous."The painter pondered this deeply a...
