The Royal Smut-Hound

January, 1966

since the time of the tudors, the lord chamberlain--britain's censor supreme--has done his prudishly prurient and ludicrous best to muzzle the english theaterFor "wind from a duck's behind," substitute "wind from Mount Zion."Omit "crap," substitute "jazz."Omit "balls of the Medici": "testicles of the Medici" would be acceptable.Delete "postcoital," substitute "late evening."For "the Vicar's got the clappers,&quo...

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