Playboy's Party Jokes

March, 1966

Tell me, Tommy," the elderly schoolmarm inquired of one of her fifth-grade students, "if you started with twenty dollars and gave seven of them to Nancy, five to Mary and eight to Judy, what would you then have?""A ball!" answered Tommy.Our Unabashed Dictionary defines callgirl as a negotiable blonde.While riding home from work one evening, three commuters became friendly in the club car and after the third round, they began to brag about the relative merits of their res...