Playboy's Party Jokes

June, 1966

We've heard from our correspondent on the Riviera that there's a dazzling young thing there who's been picked up on the beach so often that she's beginning to grow handles.Our Unabashed Dictionary defines virgin as a girl who hasn't met her maker.A colonel in the Foreign Legion, assuming command of a desert outpost, spied a camel tied up behind the enlisted men's quarters and asked his first lieutenant to explain its presence there. The lieutenant replied that the men, being without female compa...