Playboy's Party Jokes

July, 1966

Our Unabashed Dictionary defines compulsive gambler as a guy who'd rather lay a bet than anything.Two garment-district executives were consoling each other with news of how bad their respective businesses had been all year, when the subject of their two sons came up. The first executive shook his head sadly from side to side, exclaiming, "What a no-good son I've got. You really wouldn't believe it. I don't believe it myself. A twenty-thousand-dollar-a-year salary I give him, but you think h...