Playboy's Party Jokes

November, 1966

Hollywood is the only place we know where you can live happily and get married forever after.Our Unabashed Dictionary defines sex drive as a trip to a motel.And my husband is very absent-minded," wailed the embarrassed bride to the marriage counselor. "Last night, while we were making love, the doorbell rang; and without saying a word, he jumped up and answered it.""You mean he just got up and left you lying there?" the incredulous counselor asked."No, sir," sh...