Little Annie Fanny

September, 1967

Welcome, Holy woman...Direct descendant of god on my father's side, Twice removed. Pull up my face and sit down on it so that I may gain shimmering insights into the molecular structure of your sacred sit-sack. Hallelujah! We will now join in silent responsive reading...Amen.Ralphie! Leapin' Lizards! Freaking again! You're on LSD!Don't move, Holy woman. Let me plasticize you and place you on the ledge over the dashboard of my life so that no evil shall befall me as I drive through all the establ...

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