Out On A Limerick
January, 1968
A handsome young rodent named GratianAs a lifeguard became a sensation.All the lady mice wavedAnd screamed to be savedBy his mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.In Duluth there's a hostess, forsooth,Who doesn't know gin from vermouth,But this lubricant lapseIsn't noticed, perhapsBecause nobody does in Duluth.A crusader's wife slipped from the garrisonAnd had an affair with a Saracen.She was not oversexed,Or jealous or vexed,She just wanted to make a comparison.A princess who lived near a bogMet a princ...
