Playboy's Party Jokes
January, 1968
Darling," she sighed, "love me like you've never loved me before!""Not in this state," he replied. "I could get ten years."Morning, Howard," said the commuter, getting on the train. "How's the wife?""Just fine, George," came the response. "How's mine?"The young couple had met early on New Year's Eve and hit it off quite well as the party progressed. "Sweetheart," he finally said to her, "it's almost midnight--wh...
