Playboy's Party Jokes

March, 1968

As the young Hollywood bachelor sat having coffee with a friend's stunning wife, she announced: "I think I'd better warn you--my husband will be home in an hour.""But I haven't done anything wrong," responded the bachelor, somewhat surprised."I know that," she replied. "But I thought you'd want to know how much time you have--in case you decide to."The succulent career girl had one unhappy trait: She would fall head over heels in love with a different man...