Playboy's Party Jokes
May, 1968
My, what an attractive baby," said the handsome astrologer to the sweet young thing pushing the perambulator. "Do you happen to know what sign he was conceived under?""Yes," blushed the young mother. "It was keep off the grass."Doctor," the worried exec told the psychiatrist, "I'm afraid I'm schizophrenic.""Well," replied the doctor, "that makes four of us."I've got an idea," said the attractive wife to her husband. "...
