The Depopulation Explosion

September, 1968

Man is at least a million years old and beginning to look it. He has lost most of the hair that once covered his body and kept him warm without his having to decide on the color and the fabric and whether to have two buttons or three. Back in the old days, he had only one button and it was permanently set in the center and unaffected by styles. Nor was there any question about whether to have side vents or a center vent. Year after year, he went along with the same old center vent, and it worked...