Playboy's Party Jokes

February, 1969

I never slept with a man until I married your father," declared the stern mother to her wild young daughter. "Will you be able to say the same thing to your daughter?""Yes," replied the girl, "but not with such a straight face."The confident defense attorney approached the witness stand. "My client is only five feet tall and you are five feet, eleven---and yet you claim that he raped you, standing up," rasped the lawyer. "Could you explain to the...