Ribald Classic: The Meek Wolf Among The Savage Lambs

February, 1969

In the Reign of our Sultan Abdul Hamid, it suddenly became very fashionable among the infidels to visit our glorious capital. Overnight, great trains, real caravansaries on wheels, with bedrooms, bathrooms and restaurants installed in their railroad carriages, seemed to have unloaded, on the platforms of Sirkeji station, the oddest assortment of monocled and side-whiskered gentlemen accompanied by their unveiled women, who wore dead birds on their heads and had the voices of petulant screech owl...