Playboy's Party Jokes
August, 1969
The well-traveled executive returned from his trip to Italy and called a friend in New York to meet him for lunch. "Did you do anything exciting over there?" the friend asked."Oh, you know the old saying," the exec shrugged. "When in Rome, do as the Romans do.""Well, exactly what did you do?" the friend persisted."What else?" the businessman replied. "I seduced an American schoolteacher."Our Unabashed Dictionary defines morality as that...