Playboy's Party Jokes
September, 1969
The successful young rock singer ordered a very expensive custom-made suit, but was wholly dissatisfied with the finished garment. "I told you to make the pants snug," he angrily remarked to the tailor. "I want them tight enough to show my sex.""I'm sorry, sir," the tailor protested, "but if they were any tighter, they'd show your religion."Then there was the single-minded miss who finally got fed up with her shy boyfriend's fumbling advances and decided t...
