Playboy's Party Jokes

October, 1969

After completing their shopping, two young secretaries were about to drive back to their apartment when one realized that she'd forgotten to stop at the drugstore for birth-control pills. Rushing into the nearest pharmacy, she handed the prescription to the druggist. "Please fill this quickly," she demanded. "I've got someone waiting in the car."Then there was the fellow who decided to start procrastinating but never got around to it.Our Unabashed Dictionary defines transvest...