Playboy's Party Jokes

December, 1969

Did my wife say anything when you called and said I would be working late at the office?" asked the executive, nuzzling his ravishing secretary."The only thing she said," answered the secretary, "was: 'Can I count on it?'"After going through the line at a crowded cafeteria, the three rambunctious teenage boys found they were forced to share a table with a kindly-looking old lady. One of the lads decided to have a bit of fun at the woman's expense and, nudging one of his...