Playboy's Party Jokes

September, 1970

I'd like to buy some gloves for my girlfriend," the young man said, eying the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size.""Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his."Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours.""Will there be anything else?" the clerk queried as she wrapped the gloves."Now that you mention it," he replied, "she also needs a bra and panties...."We know a $...