Playboy's Party Jokes

October, 1970

After he entered a packed subway train, the young man was crushed against a shapely blonde. Several stations later, as he started to get off, she kicked him in the shin. "What the hell did you do that for?" he asked."Next time," the indignant girl whispered, "don't start something you can't finish."We know a happily married philanderer who justifies his amours with the comment, "My wife doesn't care where I get my appetite, as long as I eat at home."The yo...