Playboy's Party Jokes

November, 1970

Having been rudely awakened by screams in the night, the husband turned groggily to his wife and mumbled, "What's that noise?""It sounds like the woman next door is having a fit," she replied."Yeah," he agreed, "and a tight one, at that."And, of course, you've heard about the bright young student who was awarded a full scholarship to the college of his choice--it paid for tuition, books and bail money.We know a freeloving secretary who says that two martin...