Playboy's Party Jokes

January, 1971

The ham actor had a habit of embellishing everything he said with overblown phrases. One afternoon he returned to his Bel Air mansion unexpectedly and was greeted by the maid. "Are you looking for your wife, sir?" she asked."Yes," he answered in Burgundian tones, "I seek my best friend and severest critic.""Your severest critic is in the bedroom," said the maid. "And your best friend just jumped out the window."Our Unabashed Dictionary defines ad...