Playboy's Party Jokes
February, 1971
The angry wife was waiting at the front door as the bedraggled husband staggered in at eight o'clock in the morning. "And how will you explain this?" she snapped."Well, after I called to tell you I was working late, I drove my secretary to her apartment and she invited me up for a nightcap," said the weary husband. "Then she began to get friendly and we finally decided to sleep together.""Don't lie to me," snarled the wife. "You've been playing poker...
