Mister Noxon's Lockets
April, 1971
"0800.""Oh, hello. I didn't think you were going to answer. Have there been any messages?""Just a moment, I'll check. Uh.... No, nothing here. Oh, wait, here's one. It's from a Mr. Kozy--a Mr. Kozygram. He says----""Kozygram? Are you sure it's----""Kozygram, right. The message is----""I don't know any Mr. Kozygram. Is it perhaps a Mr. Kosygin? K-O-S-Y-G-I-N?""No, it's Kozygram. K-O-Z-Y-G-R-A-M. Do you want the message or don't you?...