Playboy's Party Jokes

April, 1971

The attractive young thing was about to go to bed with her blind date for the evening when she burst into tears. "I'm afraid you'll get the wrong idea about me," she sobbed. "I'm really not that kind of girl.""Don't worry," he comforted her, "I believe you.""You're the first one," she gulped."The first one to make love to you?""No. The first one to believe me."A waggish psychiatrist friend tells of a patient in psychoanalysis...

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