Playboy's Party Jokes

July, 1971

Sitting at the breakfast table, the wife commented to her husband, "After I drink my coffee in the morning, I feel ten years younger.""Next time," he replied, "try a cup just before you go to bed."Our Unabashed Dictionary defines fur-lined athletic supporter as ball-to-ball carpeting.As he approached a well-known prostitute in a bar, the man inquired about her usual price. "Twenty dollars lying down," she said, "or twelve dollars standing up."&qu...