Playboy's Party Jokes

August, 1971

The senior vice-president of a brokerage firm was out for his daily noontime stroll when suddenly a lovely young girl, completely naked, ran toward him, screaming, "I'm free, I'm free."With an admirable admixture of executive diplomacy and fatherly concern, the man grabbed the girl by the shoulders, looked her straight in the eye and said, "Young lady, no matter how bad the market is--never panic."Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me obtain...

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