Playboy's Party Jokes
October, 1971
An eager miss purred to her airline-pilot escort, "When was the last time you had sex?""Nineteen fifty-five," he replied."That's a long time ago," she gulped in amazement."I wouldn't say so," he said, looking at his watch. "It's only twenty-one thirty now."Our Unabashed Dictionary defines puberty as a hair-raising experience.Good gracious," said the sweet young thing to the aging roué, "seventy isn't old for a millionaire!"Two men...
