Playboy's Party Jokes
February, 1972
The groom-to-be spent the morning before the wedding painting daisies all over his loved one's nude body. When he finished he said, "Please don't wash them off until tomorrow.""Why not?" asked the startled girl."Because it's the only way I'll be able to say I deflowered you on our wedding night."Our Unabashed Dictionary defines valentine as a card with a heart on.Before classes one morning, the boys' school counselor called a student into his office. "I've got...
