Playboy's Party Jokes

April, 1972

Darling," exclaimed the former divorcee to her fifth husband on the morning after their wedding night, "I didn't know you had such a small organ!""Well, my dear," he replied, "how was I to know I'd find myself playing in a cathedral?"A sporty tax consultant tells us that birth-control pills are deductible only if they don't work.Standing around the water cooler, an office wit was heard to remark, "The population explosion would be less of a problem if ligh...