Ribald Classic: The Clever Daughter
April, 1972
A Nobleman had three Jewish tenants on his estate. One held the forest concession; another operated the mill; the third--and poorest--kept the inn.One day the nobleman summoned all three before him and said, "I'm going to ask you three questions: Which is the swiftest thing in the world? Which is the fattest? Which is the dearest? Whoever answers these questions correctly will not pay any rent for ten years. And whoever fails to give me the correct answers will be banished from this estate....