Playboy's Party Jokes
May, 1972
The exceedingly well-engineered blonde in hotpants was hawking mechanical pencils on the street. Intrigued, the handsome executive stopped to satisfy his curiosity."They're a quarter each, sir," said the girl, "and each one comes filled with lead--and if you want to expel the lead from your pencil, you can do so at my apartment right around the corner for an additional twenty dollars."An ecology expert we know says that air pollution is really making us pay through the nose.H...
