Playboy's Party Jokes
August, 1972
The secretary had spent her vacation camping with her boyfriend on the shore of an isolated lake. As she stepped out of the shower on the morning after her return, her roommate said, "My goodness, you're tan all over! Whatever have you been doing?""Everything under the sun," sighed the secretary.Our Unabashed Dictionary defines closet queen as a male fraud.Pierre, the great canal-race swimmer, had finished a disappointing fourth. Interviewed by the press, he explained his poo...
