Playboy's Christmas Cards
December, 1972
To an ex-singles bar aficionadoYou swung with multitudes of chicks,From one bar to another,Till, dreadful night, in dark saloon,You tried to date your mother.To a Political CandidateYou noisily covered the Northand the SouthWhile cynically working bothsides of your mouth.Whatever the issue,you claimed expertise(Your deepest convictions youchanged with the breeze).Want something from Santa?Please take our advice--A swell case of lockjawwould really be nice.To our stockbrokerWith bearish fears our...
